It's true! We're so lame and self-serving!

I thought that was 2 Fast 2 Furious.

This is the worst kind of discrimination… the kind against me!

Haha! Classic guy friend banter!

"Which one? We have eighteen scripts here, four of which we already greenlit."

"You shouldn't drink Coca-Cola, Johnny. My mother drank Coca-Cola once. Once."

"He's a character actor."
…
"No, I don't think he died."

This is what's known as the Double Jeopardy rule.

(After the Ashley Judd movie, not anything to do with the actual law.)

Goes great with meat popsicles.

Radical!

*dons slaps bracelets, does Macarena*

Or the black counterpart of Mark Wahlberg. Chris Brown, maybe?

But the phone is all the way over there…

I think that's a croque madame.

Please, we all know there's only one clear choice who's a strong leader that remains unsullied by special interests. #FeelTheWorm

Of course, this is just an online poll, which is not legally binding, unless Proposition 304 passes. And we all pray it will.

"He is risen! Like a Flagstaff!"

That sounds like a very different kind of movie.

Walk the Lake

Think smaller… Think more legs…

Suck it, Trebek!

That's completely inappropriate. Everyone knows Joffrey was a king when he died.