Checkmate.

It was just vapor lock… vapor lock… vapor lock…

"Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force."

This show is sure to have a Captive audience.

Eh? Eh? *elbow nudge* Eh?

There's no director Just Whinen!

No writer has ever meddled with the A.V. Club commentariat and lived to tell about it.

What makes a show turn neutral? Lust for ratings? Advertisers? Or was it just conceived with a heart full of neutrality?

You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

♪ Don't call me pervert, not fair to me ♪
♪ The men's room is no place for me ♪

"It's not a bacon tree… It's a ham bush!"

Why not? People keep going back to Chipotle, despite the birds that are always eating the customers.

Tell me about it!

"Sounds like Tommy's gettin' laid!"

Wikipedia says it's a 2005 surrealist film written, starring, funded and directed by Crispin Glover. But that's not important right now.

USA! USA! USA!
*fires guns into air, accidentally shoots three gods*

Go to a museum once in a while, Alan!

Is that the special or the soup?

I gave up on that thing after trying in vain to understand the section on CancerAIDS.

I can't imagine Castle without Stana Katic. Granted, I've never actually seen Castle with Stana Katic, but I'm certain that removing Stana Katic from anything would do nothing to improve it.

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!