Laura Harring?

Incandescent, even.

That's true a lot of the time, but is it sarcasm in this case? I don't know much about While We're Young, but King Kong was a pretty successful movie, and I thought Naomi Watts' career was going well enough.

♪ First wave: Don't get tired
Second wave: Aim higher
Third wave: Pull and fire

Skeet surfin'! ♪

It's somewhere near an erotic bakery.

Were you going for "cane" or "canine"? I like to think you meant to type "canine".

I miss Greyhound.

But sometimes the bartender misunderstands and you end up with the remains of Louis XVI.

Oh, Werdup, you and your made-up werds.

How is Rita Repulsa coping?

That does explain that oddly out-of-place scene where Rey ripped a stormtrooper's arms off.

Jakku Jones

The Midfielders?

Was he bitten by a radioactive ninja, or bombarded with gamma ninja waves?

Amblin Entertainment.

I was trying to think of another movie the message could apply to, but couldn't come up with anything better than A Streetcar Named Desire.

"Do you have the latest issue of Rumpspringa?"

Good ol' late-night softcore Dornography.

♪ I put on boy's clothing, and hang around on docks ♪

That's Lady Whatsherface of House Whogivesadamn. Their sigil is the Shrugging Man and their words are, "Holy shit, how much more of this crap do I have to write?"