Just like everyone who listens to Haim. Hey-ooooo!

Disclaimer: I know nothing about Haim or their fanbase's demographics.

From across the hall?

It's one of Dikachu's many cousins.

A squirthole.

Ooh, a bidet. Hey, fellas, a bidet. Well, la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.

"Speak for yourself!" -Chuck Berry

The beer, coffee, and snacks are just part of the diabolical plot to make you use the toilet paper more.

"I don't know if they grade toilet paper, but… coarse."

…a tense Civil War-era tale about an injured Northern soldier recuperating in an all-girl Louisiana boarding school and getting into ever so many romantic misunderstandings…

Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Sounds like perfect attire for a subtropical climate.

Étouffée at the Gates

The gyro place near me has some good Tzaddikim.

"You've changed, man. It used to be about the music."

Well, I guess I won't be sleeping tonight.

"Honey, according to this slang dictionary, they're either going to huff cow droppings to get high or study quietly at the library. Could you tell if they were using a rising or falling inflection?"

It's not Buttman!

"Shoop"

David Herman belongs on that list somewhere

If she's lost, you can look, and you will find her. Time after time.