I'm not sure. I haven't read Mad magazine in a long time.

Dangly parts!

Forfty percent of people know that.

Have things gotten that bad for Josh Trank already?

I felt about Deadpool similarly as I did The Force Awakens. I felt it was just okay, but had a lot of potential to be a good setup to the next installment.

So you want a realistic, down-to-earth superhero movie… that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with fourth-wall breaks?

That sentence was really confusing before you edited "needles" to "needless".

We had mustard?

I think Courtney Love is involved somehow.

"Um, chief, that wasn't a Kardashian; that was the starting forward of the Lakers."
"Uh, yeah, well… he was turning into a Kardashian."

Just use a webcam and picture-in-picture to make sure your face is on screen at all times.

I traded mine for a bag of magic beans. And I'm glad I did, because Fofum Brand Magic Beans provide all the fiber, protein, and antioxidants your body needs to ward off disease and cleanse your body of toxins.

If the street is mentioned by name in their songs, wouldn't a better tribute to be to keep the name the way it is?

Do you pee?

You will.

Hey, New Zealand can't control the actions of a few overzealous Tasman separatists.

And nuclear brinksmanship.

"Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue: 'Thank God we invented the, you know, whatever device.'"

I'm not beaten yet! I still have armies in the Ukraine.

Pinkie swear?

The A.V. Club

At long last, have you left no sense of decency?