A Festivus for the rest of us!

*lights up Xanderpuss Signal*

♪ Back in the '90s ♪
♪ We were in some very bland TV shows ♪

♪ There's a lot of protestors
Who have got too much freedom,
I wanna make it legal
For my supporters to beat 'em. ♪

Gunther as Dwight Eisenhower.

That man never passed up a Duff in his life.

We need more details, man. What time of year was this? Was it migrating? Did it have good plumage? How did its call sound?

I did not come here with pants, and I am not leaving with pants!

But won't they need to keep some of us as sex slaves to make love to their woman, who against all biological logic are not only genetically compatible with us but also ridiculously attractive? You're ruining all my carefully thought-out plans!

Affable Anti-Semite Thinks The Jews Are Doing Super Job With The Media

Rocky!

The Academy released a statement saying that they were "so, sooooo solly!" if their actions have caused any offense to the Asian community.

Oh, how long can trusty cadet TheRadioCat hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires? Can he withstand the temptation to push the button that even now beckons him ever closer? Will…

Indiana Jones and the Five Bees

Raiders of the Cashed Bowl

A Series of Unfortunate Chests

Christopher McCulloch?

We do not speak of the before time!

*looks down pants*
Well, I'll be damned.

We apologize for the typo in the preceding comment. Those responsible have been sacked.