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They don't all live in igolos in Canada.

Ooh, lah-di-dah. Hey, fellas, get a load of Mr. Registered-to-Vote over here.

I envy you.

"What size, please?"
"13AA."
"13AA? This is the closest I've got, a nine and a fifteen."

Sorry to hear about the divorce, National Film Board.

YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU LEFT THE BODIES AND ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

"Jerk's got his stereo attached to his scooter! When I was young, I had to carry mine on my shoulder."

I don't see Luke Perry anywhere.

"For me? That's so sweet! I can't stay mad at you, city."

For "Monster Island is actually a peninsula." press one.

For "I wish they went to Candy Apple Island." press two.

Vote now.

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"[Watch as I make this mans arms… disappear!]"
"What did he just sa- OWWWWWW! OH MY GOD!"
"[Ta-da!]"

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

"I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things."

This is fargin' war!

……… Yes?

*gasp* It's chocolate! Oh, I want one more than ever!

"He found ice on Mars just to add to the scotch he already found there."

No, I basically get all my news here.