"I'm Crazy Lord Licorice! Gimme some candy!"

Turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter.

Bottom center, just to the left of where the pipe curves down.

Dude, Where's My Scarf?

You mean the Quebec Nordiques.

Disclaimer: Hockey knowledge electronically augmented

And Ryan Stiles and Diedrich Bader.

♪ (Twilight Zone music plays) ♪

Seems like a term that would fit too easily into hyperbolic MRA rants.

Pinkbelly Pete.

"After looking over our second quarter projections, we can no longer allow this unprofitable injustice to stand."

Who?

Fun fact: There are people legally getting drunk at American hockey games who were not yet born the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup.

That's not Latin. Mom, billy's faking it!

You always say that. I want to take a chance!

Until one of the sharks falls in love with a jet. Then they'll start killing each other even more.

That's the beauty part. Come winter, the Lavalantulas all freeze to death.

*turns off internet; society descends into rioting, looting, and general mayhem*

There's also Sharko, bastard son of Marco. Marco put his human penis in Sharko's mom's sharkgina.

I think they should just go ahead and make Sharknado 4 an overly literal remake of West Side Story.

*points to cuddlebastard's avatar*