Dave, dating your co-worker and primary mode of transportation is immoral, illogical, and a violation of Interstellar Shipping Statute 437-B.

I don't really care for the rotten egg aftertaste.

♪ Mono- D'oh!

He's saying what we're all thinking!

And thus the papacy was born.

Interesting… Can I interest you in a free auditing session?

With some practice on the ice, he can portray figure skater Sasha Cohen.

Ghostbusters Meet the Harlem Globetrotters

Dead, unfortunately. Maybe he could be a ghost gorilla?

Jim Belushi.

That's nobody's business but the jerks.

You must be over 18 for the New Orleans show. It gets a little blue.

Hey! You don't have to pay! Read the sign!

She definitely has a gift for wurdeocity.

Perhaps they could adapt the most harrowing, provocative pot drama of all time: Reefer Madness.

A comedy about marijuana? Well, now I've heard everything.

Just smile weakly and bob your head slightly from side to side.

Don't worry. Now that you know it exists, it will appear to you constantly, only briefly on the edge of your vision before disappearing as soon as you try to look at it. But don't be fooled. It's always there. Watching. Waiting.

"He doesn't even sleep anymore! He just sits on the corner of the bed staring at it!"

"Still warm."