"This vigilante business requires restraint. That is the opposite of restraint."

That was a stretch.

My nipples explode with delight!

Gonorrhea Girl

(There has to be a niche for that sort of thing, right?)

Æon Fux

I wonder if they're going to make a TV series out of The Cell at some point.

The Ricky Gervais one.

The A.V. Club turned into Looney Tunes so gradually I barely noticed.

*Manning wakes up in cold sweat*
"Ashley… I think I hate Omaha, Nebraska."

Adversely, I'd imagine.

I don't know what YouTube did to change it, but I miss being able to google these comments to find what video they came from.

He'll just make some marks in the sand to remind himself where he put it.

(Well, that's all the Geraldo references I know.)

*two lumps appear on head, eyes spin around wildly, chirping birds circle head*

Yes, please. Two lumps.

You see, there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, Monty Python References… they're all supposed to get the same. But last year, the A.V. Club spent less on the Ministry of Monty Python References than it did on National Defence.

Only two? I must be slacking.

Throatwobbler-Mangrove

Ciao!

Donnie, sit down.

♪ Mmmm, bow bow ♪
♪ Chk…… Chicka Chicka ♪