I think strap-ons can be considered a subset of dildos.

"Happy International Women's Day."

HULK SMASH PUSSY!

They did it on Red Dwarf.

No, wait… that was to kill JFK.

I thought that was DeVito-Schwarzenegger Syndrome.

Où?

I'm sure Hoff's put on some weight over the years. He's in his sixties, give him a break.

*throws frying pan full of hot oil on Threepwood*

♪ It's understood their livelihood's built on rock denigration ♪

$10,000 gets you the left femur from St. Anger himself.

(Authenticity not guaranteed)

♪ Uruk, Uruk, Uruk 'n' Troll High School ♪

*Bull Pucky runs crying from room*

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

You've already eaten half of her!

You're off your case, White Wizard!

You think you've got it tough? I've been partnered with a pig, an alien, Siamese twins, a sofa, and a second-rate mime.

TONIGHT, YOU WILL FEAST ON MANFLESH!

By which I mean Vice needs you to go undercover.

Bad Bolgs

"Useful" is a strong word.

First one, then t' other.