We're not buying it any more than the prosecutor did.

Just try to avoid a faux pas like when you brought your robbing Uzi to your sister's wedding instead of your wedding Uzi.

Many of them are worried about their palm crystals suddenly going off while they're on set.

The headline clearly implies they're planning a safari to Teen Heartthrob Island.

*chomp, chomp*
Pass me another hunk of first mate.

May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount; more than we are prepared to admit. But all new ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their…

"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

7H3 73RR0R (Club Mix)

*puts on cowboy hat, fires pistols at feet*

That's no way to talk about Sofia Vergara.

He's the ghost of a murdered Amish teen that only shows up in promotional photographs.

I like the way it goes, "B-b-b-b-b-b- That's all, folks!" when it's time to open a new bottle.

Does that make funk the punniest genre?

… (Huh, what's that?) …

I'm being told words don't work that way.

I prefer the Hampagne. It's just classier.

Can we try to own Jack Black? Like, not forever, just until our economy can be sustained without his unpaid labor. We'll let him go at some point, pinkie swear.

He's cool, but rude.

I'm just confused why it's in quotes.

♪ But I know what a queen and lover ought to be
I know what a queen and lover ought to be ♪

Whatever happened to her? She was one of my favorite comedians when I was younger.

♪ The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be ♪