Hell is other people… and also fire. Mostly fire, really.

We'll have to fix the hole the pike makes in it.

It's funny because, as their user name implies, The Joke Explainer's primary duty is to explain the jokes people have written, but BannerThief already did so.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

BAH GAWD! THAT'S THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC PLAYING!

Shirtless, oiled-up Presidents didn't really come into vogue until Lincoln.

"Every day, George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he'd come in the door. She was a hip, hip, hip lady, man,"

So he basically wants to bring a Robot Chicken sketch to life?

The guy who told you where to dig up that corpse he claimed was John Wayne's.

Puberty 7: Nocturnal Emission to Moscow

Puberty 2: The Secrets of the Splooge

You forgot the "+ C"! You arrogant bastard, you've killed us all!

Slide Rules of Engagement

… who I've seen naked.

We can dig it.

I thought Smingers did it.

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*sign flips over*

STRAIGHT TO CUBA

"Have the Ramones killed."
"But, El Presidente…
"Do as I say!"