milkproofrobot--disqus
Milkproof Robot
milkproofrobot--disqus

♪ Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it ♪

"Oh, Laura! Oh, Laura!"
"Oh, John! Oh, John!"
*plop*
"WAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUCK!"

The ominously-titled show will see Lee play the ominously-described character of Kenny, who’s a husband, father, and owner of a “hip music management company.”

It's all falling into place.

"Sorry, Matt, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered - maybe even a little curious - but the answer is 'No.'"

Do we have to bring up Elba's penis every time he's mentioned? Not complaining, just curious about the rules.

If he had reversed it, then definitely.

But what about the other standard jokes? Is there any place that could be described as someone's memory of a town? Is there any scented meat involved? Does the man in the black perhaps drive some sort of vehicle, even before he was paid to do so?

"The girls have really big tits! The feeling of this opening is somebody's going to get laid. It's perfect! I gave you the perfect concept!"

Sounds like you had a… what's the expression? Brain… belch? Mindqueef? Give me a minute, it'll come to me.

Hey now, I happen to know Xanderpuss goes to the finest ass-hair stylist in town.

All right, anyone else here seeing his wife?!

Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.

All the information I can find indicates Liu is fully Chinese.

Iggy Pop models new line of crotchless teddies

I don't follow.

"My eyes have been soiled!"
"Come on, the human wang is a beautiful thing!"

"All in favor of the amended social spending/pervert bill?"
"Nay!"
"Bill is defeated."

That's generous of him. Any specific old man?

"That's so horrible! My father went the same way."