Just say it you fucking coward. Say it’s because one guy is Dominican and the other is white (even though Arenado is of PR and Cuban decent, and looks like it too).

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the “violently test the safety features because you are angry” defense. Does this mean I can run someone off the road as long as they are driving a Volvo XC-90?  It is specifically designed to protect driver and passengers in the event of a collision. 

I always wonder what life someone is living when they see someone flip their shit in a way that is at its very best merely counterproductive, and they insist on providing a reasoning based on some objective analysis. Is this because you are a child or because you have the pleasure of living like one?

I have as many ideas for new burners as Michael Scott has for company names.

This is a company that said “posting revenge porn is OK”, “publishing the video of an apparent rape is responsible”, and “aiding the extortion/outing of a closeted gay man is good because reasons”.

Apparently the big thing for him and his father was “don’t go where you want to be, go where they really want you to be there.” That described MSU.

Right, it is an extremely bizarre hill to die on, arguing that something that is extremely common either doesn’t exist or is illegal. There are several federal regulators that have regular full-time workers who are contractors, because of budget or other reasons. I know several of them, some of which have had the…

So the Pels basically nuked the Lakers season by refusing to trade AD and now they get the same deal, only instead of that first rounder being the 23rd pick, its the 4th.

There are other places where a guy who is good at beating the shit out of people can find employment. 

How you feel about Omar (very publicly Islamic) being endorses by the Human Rights Campaign?  Just curious. 

They don’t want controversial politics. So for instance saying every white person who doesn’t like Kaepernick kneeling is racist is controversial, saying that just because you are gay doesn’t mean you’re a pedophile is not. Saying that you are thankful for the sacrifice of military families on Memorial Day is also…

Everyone who talks shit about Uber has never been a black guy trying to get a cab in Capital Hill, heading southeast.  On the off-chance they pick you up they will fucking kick you out when you tell them where you are going (which you know to only tell them after you are in the car). 

I think the problem is that people don’t understand that the reason people hire receptionists as employees instead of contractors is that more receptionists want to be employees, so if you don’t offer them employment they will work for someone who does. Instead they think there is some magical requirement that the…

This dudebra fella is just a intensely paternalistic dickhead that doesn’t give a shit what words mean.

The emails were leaked. The DNC was in the bag for Hillary. You can google it. I don’t have any special perspective on the matter.

The “Warren got screwed” framework was already drafted days ago, just needed to see the draw and fill in the Mad Lib (pun not intended, but I’d totally take credit for it).

You are correct, but someone who recently “perfected” ideas could be viewed as doing so simply to get elected, and less likely to actually follow through.  Spoiler is that neither are getting any of these radical ideas through congress. 

“all the Hillary crap” was true though.  The Hill-bots didn’t even deny it, they said it was justified because Bernie isn’t a democrat. 

Carlos Mencia has a better shot of being president than AOC. 

I disagree, but at least you are acknowledging that something can be subjective and still a matter of debate. That is what I most took issue with originally.