milkmilklemonaid
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milkmilklemonaid

Oh thank you!

There’s nothing inappropriate about trying to make sense of the phrasing, which was odd at first but has since been clarified elsewhere in this thread.

WhichWhich is why I did not accuse them of it

Just speculating on the odd phrasing while specifically saying I’m giving the benefit of the doubt. Thanks for your input, Miss Manners.

I was thinking Alexis herself cracked some brother joke? Trying to give the family the benefit of the doubt. I’m feeling PhallicBaldwin2’s hunch, too. And screen name!

I hope there’s an inside family joke there and not flat out misgendering.

And it’s safe for septic tanks!

And it’s safe for septic tanks!

Oy vey! Such a schmata!

And how!

And her bemused smirk fucking slayed me. My new role model!

YES PLEASE!

I got married in a cream-colored vintage cocktail dress from an estate sale. Four fucking dollars! I love bragging about my cheap wedding; I guess if I wanted to spend big bucks I could have paid more at a thrift store.

I sell vintage clothing and if I ran across this out in the wild I’d price it at approximately a zillion dollars. After wearing it every day for a zillion years. Also: Cheryl Tiegs fucking sucks.

Amazing!