Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Wouldn’t that just up the price on match fixing?

Chef: MY MOM

I can only ever think one thing, “Butthead’s mouth and Beavis’ hair” when I see that picture.

one large pregnant pause in Gina’s and Jay’s lives

It’s even worse where I live now, in North Carolina – people are obsessed with hanging runner-up flags from 153 years ago

True, her rage is much more understated and maniacal. less spit flying than when Drew does his out-loud read through, I imagine.

The Raptors problem, IMHO, was almost entirely intimidation/mental. If they had somehow managed to take game 4 last night, I think they win at least one more considering how deep they are and how tired Lebron must be getting.

Shamelessly posting this again because it still applies.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

I’m a monster and I take the little water saving washer out of mine. Pop the head off, jam a screwdriver in the hole of the o ring, bingo blamo way better water pressure.

I’m as big as a Leafs hater as anybody, but it was nice to see them win this one.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

Wow, this team’s motto truly should be “Nah, maybe we should just pass instead!”

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like:

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

According to some reports, the fire initially began in the president’s pants storage area.

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.