“Please just a dollar a day and this dog can get The NFL Ticket so he doesn’t have to watch the Lions play.”

Their marketing campaign “We’re Arians’ Nation Now” went horribly awry. Got millions of new fans but the Bucs are not sure about the demographic.

In total fairness, I’m pretty sure that based on the drafting history of the Cardinals, “no respect to Larry” is permanently bolted to the door overhang of the GM’s office. It’s Cardinal speak for “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here”.

Dear Penthouse,

But on the other hand, even if he wasn’t involved in any trafficking, and no trafficking was taking place, he did still solicit prostitution. Which is illegal.

I whined about how shitty the refs were, especially in the first quarter, and think they handicapped the Warriors a lot (Raptors should’ve been ahead by at least 15 at halftime).

*Behaviour

But you also get a lollipop if you shoot the ball into the base of the windmill successfully.

A scorpion asks a frog to carry him over a river.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

Yeah, I wasn’t going to rip on Kraft too much when I first saw the headline. Sex work is real work even if it pisses off the morality police. If two consenting adults exchange money or goods in return for sex, why should I care?

Can anyone else admit that he was a great QB? I feel like I’m alone on this train. All of my friends have forsaken me. My kids don’t respect me. My wife... well, she’s great, actually.

I can’t really disagree with you seeing as I ended up a pagan.

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

(Beat me to it.) She most DEFINITELY does this.

Propaganda is quite effective.

The man on the left was ordered to pay $84.5 million dollars to business partners he defrauded

I was pulling for Dez too but it appears so was his Achilles.