Q.A player holed a short putt by squatting behind the ball (but not on an extension of the line of putt behind the ball) and striking the ball with the bottom of the clubhead, using a motion similar to that used in playing a shot in billiards or shuffleboard. Was the player in breach of Rule 14-1?

This president is having problems with someone named Stormy so he hires someone named Sunshine?

I subscribe to this theory. If he had a porno dick, he’d have leaked photos himself during the campaign.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

My problem with passing the mantle is there is no sense of loss. They’re just interchangeable if I can replace him with another guy with the same powers in the same costume. It’s also a crutch that as a writer you get to play in the seventy year old toybox instead of making new toys. When DC didn’t allow Alan Moore…

Spray and pray, baby!

Oh, I get it. I’m a DC guy and my dream comic is someone to remake Mark Gruenwald’s Squadron Supreme miniseries with the actual Justice League.

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

Some other kids are just annoying pissants.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

“I know we are a nation of laws, and this is a very serious and almost sacred process of deciding how to mete out punishment...but what the guy did was bad, so YOLO, you know? Free shots for everybody.”- No judge who wants to keep their job.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Celebrate the blow out victory this week. Riot after a blow out loss in two weeks.

Further, I crunched some numbers:

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

One day, I’m gonna be brave enough to accidentally walk into someone wearing camo and say “oops, sorry bud, didn’t see you there!” and walk off.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.