Chill Pope is by now used to it. In Argentina, the go-to “hello” is a kiss on the cheek, so... yeah. My favorite story of Francis is, he actually called the newsstand where he got his daily newspaper to cancel his subscription a day after being elected Pope. His newsman, thinking it was a joke, replied rudely to the…

So I was expecting armageddon trying to get to work today in DC, but it turned out to be a breeze. Chill pope made the traffic BETTER in DC, which clearly counts towards one of his miracles for sainthood.

Yeah-he seems to make all security details nervous. He's constantly stopping cars to run into crowds when he sees an adorable baby that he wants to cuddle.

Oh come on America. You’re coming off too strong. He's never going to ask us to the fall fling now : (

I AM ALSO CURIOUS ABOUT THAT

So she's saying that it's not a clock? Do tell me, Sarah, what is it?

And hell, if they watched any episodes of old school Sesame St, they’d probably have a heart attack about all the “socialism” they taught back then.

It’s not a lifestyle choice; they were sewn this way!

Have any of these morons ever actually watched any of the original Muppets series? It was never purely for kids. Sure, it’s wacky and generally appropriate for kids, but it’s always been somewhat edgy.

lemme get those ear hairs...Jesus, they’re like three inches long! Do you ever look in a mirror?

THANK YOU, Bernie Sanders. Imma gonna go donate 5 dollars right now.

Greatest tweet of all time.

Of course a toddler’s body shouldn’t be sexualized, but this child’s body was put in an explicitly sexualized context, which is weird and gross. It’s not child porn, but definitely a step below the worst things I’ve seen on Toddlers and Tiaras.

I used to wear this. A lot. CAN YOU IMAGINE???

you can only guess under, not over

AT FIRST GLANCE I THOUGHT IT WAS GWEN STEFANI.

Gabrielle Union is 42? Is she part cyborg, I’d have thought she was in her twenties

Oh, I think my dad is hilarious but in a dad way, and I definitely got my sense of humor from him. Me and dad will send my mum into absolute fits of eye-rolling and groaning when we get going.
Also, my husband has repeatedly chased me around the house with a wooden spoon or whatever because I’ve made some insufferably…

God, my parents LOVE The McLaughlin Group. My dad would be having a perfectly normal conversation and then stop, cross his legs and turn slightly sideways and just yell QUESTION! and ask you a question. He too thinks he’s hilarious.