That's fair.

He’s no Colonel Orangeorange

BOOOOOOOOO

“You don’t want to risk potential millions of dollars in future earnings by playing on a bum leg in a mid-November game against Tulane?  Then you don’t get to be warm!  Now excuse me while I abandon this team to chase millions of dollars in the NFL.”

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?

not a jacket...a petty-coat

if he was a white woman i bet he could have worn that jacket.

If that same photog took a picture of her in rags, these very same douchecanoes would be mocking her or criticizing her for not meeting “expected standards for a lawmaker” or whatever. The whole thing is a farce. Drop-kick these people into the goddamn sun.

When I was in sixth grade, I was singled out by the kids in my class for bullying, on the grounds that I wore Reebok sneakers matched with Nike socks. It stopped when one of the kids reached down to try and pull up my pants and see what my socks looked like, only for me to try and kick him in the face.

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Well, look...he plays in the NL, right? And he pitched in at least 6 innings in all 9 of his losses.

When I first saw the title of this post I actually thought to myself, “it’s sad but makes sense Gladwell has gone Alt-Right”. This is actually kind of what too often happens when you have someone born into privilege who is not trained in biological science or statistics but thinks he’s good at both and has been…

Yeah but still.

I think Malcolm Gladwell would argue that since there are birds in Nigeria, Larry Bird is actually on the Nigerian team.

I still think a team of American beats that team. It would be a team of someone’s nighttime imaginings. A Team of Dreams if you will.

I think most people have realized that Gladwell isn’t nearly as smart as he tries to present, but I’m always struck by how, in spite of this, Bill Simmons still sounds completely, intellectually overmatched when they talk.

Oh, snap.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

Rae Carruth’s charachter walking with a baby would be V bad for the NFL. Did you hear me Fortnite players? THE NFL WOULD HATE IF YOU DID THAT

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,