Man, I can't wait for Sunday now that I see such confidence from Bears fans. BTW, I was on your side just a few hours ago, but now you can all lick Nick's balls. 

I know I’m in the grays so feel free to answer your own comment if you don’t want a mediocre blob of a commenter being freed, but: Do you really want Wall at the expense it would take to get him? I find Miami’s cap/roster situation truly unenviable in that you have some decent to good ceiling guys like Richardson and…

Yikes.

Speaking as a teacher of occasionally shitty middle schoolers, this might actually work as a way of diffusing the situation. If the coach can take the heart of their burns with some self-deprecation and reflection, he can strengthen the relationship and bring on more collaboration during film studies... but I’m…

Shut up with this stupid take (that you’ve posted twice in three minutes). Edens was present with Rubin the night he tried to get them to his hotel room to rape them. Then Edens, whose lawyers responded to Diana IN LESS THAN AN HOUR AFTER THE ARTICLE WAS POSTED, couldn’t be bothered after SIX attempts to be subpeonaed…

If cereal rankings are anything to go by, the Slack reactions when Marchman decides to die on the Yuta Watanabe hill would be magnificent to read.

So I guess not liking Mumford and Sons is not your fault, but theirs? I bet you really would like to hear a car hit that poor cat, tires skidding After the Rain on Holland Road, or maybe near Tompkins Square Park. Monster, that’s what you are. You will probably Hold On to What You Believe, but just to be fair, I Will…

If I had the power to un-gray you, I would. Well done, sir. 

Nobody wants to play with Hooper.

I didn't know my grandmother changed her name to Dana.

The shoe flying off at the end was the cherry on top of an unathletic sundae.

That’s a Bear of a contract. 

Man, reading your comment without context is suuuuuper cringy.

He’s the only one pronouncing it correctly. 

I feel the same way, especially since after "Madden", Bois morphed into the blogging version of skat jazz singer. 

As an avid carnivore, I would’ve agreed with you... until literally today at lunch. I had a Beyond Burger for the first time and it was a genuinely good burger. There’s no tricking your brain into pretending it’s beef because the umami, the texture, color, etc is spot on. 

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I can’t believe it. Who actually buys anything from Wish? 

That is, like, so deep.