Somewhere, Burneko excuses himself to his bedroom and locks the door. 

Let’s not forget Silver forcing the Sixers to push out Hinkey, hire Jerry Colangelo, which gave us Bryan, who allowed fucking Twitter to truly embarrass the team and the league before he was fired.

I guess that explains their choking in the World Series.

Nobody is opting out. Like Facebook and Amazon and Apple, etc., they’d rather ignore laws and your silly “opt-out” and collect as much data and use it however they want to make maximum profits. If they get caught, they pay fine, issue a bullshit apology to customers and our geriatric Congress, and then go back to busin…

I love how Windhorst (and others) made it seem like the Sixers were completely incompatible with LeBron’s skills because his ball-dominant nature would clash with Simmons. Yet the Lakers sign a bunch of mediocre ball hogs and now he is saying LeBron is tired and needs others to take part of the load.

Gosh darn it that made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.

I’m going to assume there was no sarcasm in your comment, so then what was risky about that advice? It isn’t anything more in-depth than a sports radio caller who suggests it to the midday hosts. All Magic forgot to add was that he’d hang up and listen to their answer.

Looks like your wife already got into your account.

The number was confirmed to be his wife’s. @legsanity on Twitter did all the leg work.

Bill, when is your Back to the Future NBA Rankings mailbag column coming out?

These Onion articles still know how to take a joke and run it into the ground with such conviction.

I agree. It doesn’t make any frankincense.

Are you deliberately being obtuse? BTW, I don’t mean, “are you deliberately being an angle greater than 90°?”.

Can we be friends? Genius.

Not a bad list Drew.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart: lighten up, Francis.

Your take is bizarre and extremely short sighted. I fully understand that a black person or artist using the n-word is a way of flipping the switch on its empowerment, and I respect that. But I also know that whatever the word is, people will want to say it if they are told not to. I would whisper curse words to my…

Exactly! This is supposed to be a safe space.

This is one of those comments where I can’t quite tell if it’s sarcasm or not... hoping for the former.

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