Shut up with this stupid take (that you’ve posted twice in three minutes). Edens was present with Rubin the night he tried to get them to his hotel room to rape them. Then Edens, whose lawyers responded to Diana IN LESS THAN AN HOUR AFTER THE ARTICLE WAS POSTED, couldn’t be bothered after SIX attempts to be subpeonaed…

If cereal rankings are anything to go by, the Slack reactions when Marchman decides to die on the Yuta Watanabe hill would be magnificent to read.

So I guess not liking Mumford and Sons is not your fault, but theirs? I bet you really would like to hear a car hit that poor cat, tires skidding After the Rain on Holland Road, or maybe near Tompkins Square Park. Monster, that’s what you are. You will probably Hold On to What You Believe, but just to be fair, I Will…

If I had the power to un-gray you, I would. Well done, sir. 

Nobody wants to play with Hooper.

I didn't know my grandmother changed her name to Dana.

The shoe flying off at the end was the cherry on top of an unathletic sundae.

That’s a Bear of a contract. 

Man, reading your comment without context is suuuuuper cringy.

He’s the only one pronouncing it correctly. 

I feel the same way, especially since after "Madden", Bois morphed into the blogging version of skat jazz singer. 

As an avid carnivore, I would’ve agreed with you... until literally today at lunch. I had a Beyond Burger for the first time and it was a genuinely good burger. There’s no tricking your brain into pretending it’s beef because the umami, the texture, color, etc is spot on. 

#yourenotgoodatcommentingortakingcriticismorcreatinghashtags

I can’t believe it. Who actually buys anything from Wish? 

That is, like, so deep. 

Somewhere, Burneko excuses himself to his bedroom and locks the door. 

Let’s not forget Silver forcing the Sixers to push out Hinkey, hire Jerry Colangelo, which gave us Bryan, who allowed fucking Twitter to truly embarrass the team and the league before he was fired.

I guess that explains their choking in the World Series.

Nobody is opting out. Like Facebook and Amazon and Apple, etc., they’d rather ignore laws and your silly “opt-out” and collect as much data and use it however they want to make maximum profits. If they get caught, they pay fine, issue a bullshit apology to customers and our geriatric Congress, and then go back to busin…

I love how Windhorst (and others) made it seem like the Sixers were completely incompatible with LeBron’s skills because his ball-dominant nature would clash with Simmons. Yet the Lakers sign a bunch of mediocre ball hogs and now he is saying LeBron is tired and needs others to take part of the load.