Gosh darn it that made me laugh way harder than it should’ve.

I’m going to assume there was no sarcasm in your comment, so then what was risky about that advice? It isn’t anything more in-depth than a sports radio caller who suggests it to the midday hosts. All Magic forgot to add was that he’d hang up and listen to their answer.

Looks like your wife already got into your account.

The number was confirmed to be his wife’s. @legsanity on Twitter did all the leg work.

Bill, when is your Back to the Future NBA Rankings mailbag column coming out?

These Onion articles still know how to take a joke and run it into the ground with such conviction.

I agree. It doesn’t make any frankincense.

Are you deliberately being obtuse? BTW, I don’t mean, “are you deliberately being an angle greater than 90°?”.

Can we be friends? Genius.

Not a bad list Drew.

I mean this from the bottom of my heart: lighten up, Francis.

Your take is bizarre and extremely short sighted. I fully understand that a black person or artist using the n-word is a way of flipping the switch on its empowerment, and I respect that. But I also know that whatever the word is, people will want to say it if they are told not to. I would whisper curse words to my…

Exactly! This is supposed to be a safe space.

This is one of those comments where I can’t quite tell if it’s sarcasm or not... hoping for the former.

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Now this is what I came to see in the comments! The cocaine puns have all been bad-unfunny so far. But then as everyone zigs, BAM! you zag.

My middle school had a legit lockdown over a weapon recently, and still didn’t think my students were mature enough to understand the importance of this day. They also put on a fake meeting with students and staff to ask opinions about what they should do, and immediately after the meeting, despite overwhelming…

Had to correct your comment by saying Hackenberg was recruited and signed by O’Brien. When he left after his freshman season, Franklin didn’t know what to do with him and he regressed badly.

Well, she’s at a Nets game, so...

You mean face Conan from the Year 2000