But I’m in the grays somehow.

I’m waiting for certain commenters to retire early due to too many puncussions.

My two boys (5 and almost 4) are only on a tablet/phone when my wife and I need them to be quiet and/or patient in public, like when we were buying a car and had paperwork to fill out at the dealership. By limiting their exposure, they appreciate their tablet time and their attention span is much longer when using it.

I like commentors with a rye sense of humor.

Only starred this in hopes it was a P&R wink.

I wish you were a bird.

Evidence that your post is factually correct:

7th grade science question: What are the 4 phases of mitosis? Go!

JERRY: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?

Even Don Quixote would be afraid of that windmill.

I think we all kept rooting for Roy after Pam called off the wedding and hooked up with Halpert. Even though he didn’t deserve her, he looked like he was getting his life together after some personal reflection; he moved to Philly, found something he’s good at, etc.. But then stuff like this crops up, making it clear…

I agree that shooting 4,000 regular foul shots a day probably wouldn’t help DeAndre because of the possible issues you mentioned, and blanket statements to the contrary are short-sighted. However, I would guarantee that he, or any struggling foul shooter, has never seriously practiced with the underhand foul shot…

Thank you for this gift. I am astonished by how many Pats fans, only hours from seeing another SB win that would keep most other fans in a cocoon of euphoria for weeks, can turn into the exact defensive asshole stereotypes Drew wrote about. And all from a single comment. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

To quote everyone: shut the fuck up.

Nope.

My boys haven’t asked to watch it in weeks, but I was terrified when I first saw it was leaving. I checked all over the internet but it appears that I was the only one concerned about Jake’s next landing spot.

How did Deadspin miss 20 seconds earlier when a clearly drunk Robert Kraft forgot how sentences work?

This comment is what the star button is for.

Allow the hatred of others wash over you like a warm spring breeze. It was fun when Hinkie was running the show, but as they improve, it’s so much sweeter.