This morning I grabbed whatever I could find to read while drinking my coffee and came upon "The New York Times Magazine: Culture Issue". They just discovered Grimes' music. "Have you heard of this 'Grimey' girl? I think she's pretty hip, but would be so much prettier if she stopped dyeing her hair."
When they start…

I can't believe I just thought "I can't believe the New York Post did an article on this..."

Kylie? When the hell did she do anything that was considered art so she could get to think of herself as an artist who is striving to be original and unique? Is she talking about selfies? She is, isn't she? Oh christ, selfies are art now.

Don't apologize, I think that might be a pretty typical reaction!
You know, it's still a little weird to me, everybody crushing on Tom Hiddleston. I remember first seeing him as Loki years ago and immediately thinking "OH. WHO is THAT??".
I've always crushed on people that nobody else is into, I always am attracted to…

Jesus! What did she do to you?? It was just a basic pelvic exam? All I've experienced during a pelvic is a cold-ass speculum being inserted, finger's prodding my vaginal walls while they may press their hand down on my belly and the cervix scraping for the pap smear. None of that should be causing bleeding! If you…

Aren't you loaded right after an abortion? My friend who had one said she was high as a kite during the procedure (like, she said she half remembers rambling and giggling through the whole thing) and afterwards for quite awhile as well. She had no ride home, so she sat on a bus bench laughing at an Arby's across the…

I volunteer! This feels like the Hunger Games. In reality, a large percentage of Earth's women would just end up having to draw straws.
Can you imagine what that must be like? Waking up, blinking lazily at the morning sunlight as you nuzzle deeper into your pillow...and then you remember: everybody on the planet wants…

Jesus, what am I doing...*facepalm*
I really didn't read it, dude. I wasn't lying to seem spiteful or vindictive. Nor out of willful ignorance. I suddenly just saw your username pop up in my notifications for the 10th time and just felt tired and bored. I saw your last one, did read it and then audibly sighed.
It's…

I'm 26, turning 27 in December, and while I haven't been having any issues with the idea of aging so far...this shit just came out of left field and punched me in the stomach. Like, it triggered latent terror of becoming old and wrinkly and never sexy again. I know it's all silly and stupid and that, on an…

Thank you, but I'm just doing my civic duty. Also, look at the wriggly hips...it's hypnotizing...

Oh, also, I posted a video of Tom Hiddleston dancing somewhere. Maybe you can find it, enjoy it and...be less of an overwhelming bummer? I don't know. Just thought you may need some help moving on.

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't read any of your last reply. I'm sorry, it looks like you put a lot of effort into it and I'm sure you made some really great points in it about dust, how I'm wrong about various things and other fun stuff. I just don't care anymore, though. I hope you don't take it personally. I never…

While I'm not crazy about the music in the video (I hate it. I hate it, okay?), Hiddleston Dance-Time is a wonderful time. And it helps you forget that scene in Antichrist when she [redacted] his [redacted] but then starts to [redacted] until he [redacted], then decides to [redacted] her own [redacted]...*shudder*.
Enjo…

If John Travolta does (finally) come out, I'm picturing this:

Absolutely. This. So on point and very well written.

Amen to that.
Might I add, he also may be the sort of guy who believes that women are shallow creatures who are lying when they claim things like "a good personality", "funny", "loves going to museums" and such are important qualities and are in reality just money hungry whoooorrreezzzzzzz.

I had a roommate who was so weirdly picky about her dates. She was basically obsessed with 'finding a man', like, 97% of her conversations were about this topic. She hated me, so I was spared these conversations, but I had to constantly overhear her breaking down why each date went SO HORRIBLY AWRY with the other…

Okay, if you want to interpret my first comment as that of an argument based on your criteria of what an argument is, that's fine. We can label it as an argument.
However, I don't agree that I contradicted myself when I both stated my opinion on the fact one should never be completely and utterly certain of anything…

I personally would say I was 'explaining my opinion', whereas arguing kind of implies I'm...I don't know, debating shit. I basically just said in my first comment "Yeah, looks like an orb to me". Nobody beforehand had been like, "That ain't no orb! Fuck anyone who thinks that's an orb!" so I had nothing to argue about…

It's true and I didn't know until recently. There's actually a lot of videos on youtube of people taping their interactions with the police where the officers will repeatedly ask for their ID and the citizen will simply say "Am I being detained? No? Then you may not. Can I please go on my way?" over and over and every…