I just...I just can’t with the “I have cancer, money plz” crowdfunding. So many people are faking cancer and other serious illnesses these days, it seems, just to make a quick buck. I’m getting tired of assholes abusing GoFundMe and, because of their shameless conning, we all have to read each page on Kickstarter or…

...It seems more like HE got the shock of his life (all of the “OH MY GOODNESS”-es) while she just smiled and spoke in that not-warm-at-all Judge speak.

I just realized it must be sooooo haaaaard for men. This has opened my eyes to the fact that society as a whole views women who openly enjoy sex as completely accepted...not labeled as ‘sluts’ or ‘whores’, told they must have low self worth, stigmatized, bullied, so on and so forth. You guys, it’s not fair that…

Hah! Jesus. This guy wanted to be seen as a hero in the eyes of the white supremacist movement, but the second the courts become involved, he backpeddles with the played out “But I’m crazy!” defense. Which is it, dickbag? You did this to “save the white race” and impress your Nazi buddies or did you have a break from…

That definitely is a sticky situation. I’ve been cheated on by multiple ex’s (I sure pick the charmers...), but the worst was when my boyfriend and best friend had been screwing around behind my back. Everybody but me knew and though it’s 10 years later, the embarrassment of everybody in my hometown knowing except for…

My first, real boyfriend was a total schmuck. I was 17 and he was 21, so I was enchanted by his ability to grow a real beard and the fact he had an apartment. He would brag about how, right before we’d met, he’d run away to Venice Beach for a few months and did all sorts of wild and crazy things. At the time, I…

My family was rather broke for the majority of my childhood, so vacations consisted of just aimlessly driving around upstate New York, looking at various tourist attractions we’d happen upon and staying at cheap motels. By late elementary school, we had a bit more money and you know what that means: WILDWOOD, NJ.
No,…

Mindy, love, no...no...don’t waste your time on a guy who is clearly interested in being there when it’s convenient for him and when he wants sex, but will not return your feelings. Don’t go for the Jon Hamm in Bridesmaids types, you will be left incredibly disappointed.

I also have a B.J. Novak story.

Seriously, whenever I see some video a parent posted on Youtube, or worse, their child’s fucking Facebook wall, I always see masses of people applauding the parent and screaming for them to receive a ‘parent of the year award’. I’ve seen worse, too, I think we all have. I’ve seen one where a dad was beating the shit…

Ugh, I’m sorry your family has to deal with that. I’d never heard of this particular cult before and, like all other cults, this one sounds terrible. Everything that cults do to their members is horrid, but the worst thing is isolating the individual and cutting them off from their families. There are experts who deal…

Haha, I never said Lucie Arnaz was in the wrong! Christ, if I was her, I’d have sat my ass down on a couch and screamed at me about how rude I was. Then again, Lucie’s “Just get her the. fuck. out. NOW.” approach made an awful lot of sense.
The topic was “Your Best Worst Celebrity Encounters”. Just because it wasn’t…

It only just now occurred to me that Marc Maron might, for whatever reason, happen upon my comment and rain unrelenting fire and brimstone upon my head for the next year until it ends with an episode of his TV show reenacting all of it. In this episode, Marc comes across as petty and vindictive in a funny, charming…

It’s totally alright, it’s super easy to misinterpret what someone else is trying to say when it’s in a comment, a text message, etc. It’s like 90% of the arguments between my boyfriend and I are caused by miscommunication during texting. Again, no worries.

Oh, no, I didn’t think they were saying I was prone to flying off the handle, I had read it as “I relate to Maron differently than you do, I enjoy the softer side of his shtick while you relate to the flying off the handle side of Maron” and I was just like “Wha?”. I thought they’d misinterpreted my personal reasons…

I have a question.
Is David Walliams bi/pan? I know he’s married to Lara Stone, so he’s, at least, not an out gay man (which, if he was, I seriously doubt he’d make so many “I like men” jokes). It’s just throughout his career there’s a running “Walliams likes dudes” joke/shtick. I mean, his whole bit with being super…

Is discussing Marc Maron often turned into a therapy session? This is honestly my first time discussing him outside of one or two conversations with friends, so I wasn’t aware I was continuing a common dialogue regarding his mental/emotional health.
If every conversation about Marc Maron turns into a therapy session…

My best friend was dating the son of Lucie Arnaz (aka the daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz) throughout high school and for a few years after. Lucie’s done a bunch of musicals and some movies. The boyfriend’s dad is a well known producer and a lesser known actor (the only role that comes to mind is Sybok, Spocks…

I used to enjoy Marc Maron basically because his persona was so relateable for me; highly neurotic jew who fails as relationships, loves cats, has eating disorder issues, used to have a substance abuse problem, etc.
After reading that story, I now can see past the “I’m so grating on the nerves but lovably flawed!”…

You’re right about the Amish. A huge aspect of Rumspringa is that it’s a time for the young adults to decide whether or not they wish to stay within the Amish community or go off and join the ‘English’ world. Even though they will be disconnected from any family that remains in the Amish community and, yes, they’re…

Off topic and I’m sure I’m bringin’ the bummer to a lovely story, but something about how often the word ‘cute’ was used in this article reminded me of a pet peeve:

It always kinda irks me when straight people get all “NYAAAAWWWWW” about gay men/couples, as if they’re puppies. I lived in San Francisco and NYC/Brooklyn…