I really don't understand your insistence that I'm just talking about myself when I refer to you and your actions...it really makes no sense, dude. It's just coming across as a "I know you are, but what am I?". I tried explaining to you in the most respectful way I could manage why your demand came across as entitled,…

Right, rape jokes aren't funny, are tasteless and disgusting and can easily trigger many people on this board considering the number of women who are on this website and the statistics of (known) sexual assault on women is disgustingly high. I have no problem admitting I've been sexually assaulted. I also have been…

I mean, isn't eating pineapple for that? No, it doesn't make your puss taste like cherry coke, but isn't that an age old trick for having a tasty vagina? I know both men and women who eat pineapple for this reason, men eat it to improve the taste of their cum. Also, staying hydrated and avoiding a diet filled with…

There is a secret, dark and frightening prophecy that one day Vogue and The New York Times will join forces and combine their tendencies to be eons upon eons late when it comes to reporting "The new trend everybody is talking about!". It is said their out of touch, ignorant and just plain frustrating articles will…

Jeeeesus. People...!
I've enjoyed Susan Miller's astrology despite being aware on an intellectual level that I'm just reading imaginary possible outcomes based on my birthdate and stars. It's also sometimes hard to swallow this stuff as a Capricorn when your forecast always reads "Slow down at work! You don't need…

I cherish Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan's friendship and I'm not even in on it.
The highest form of BFF's and they're both amazing, smart, talented, classy motherfuckers.

Your all caps demand and 'SMH' just came off as immature...plus the fact you cannot handle a joke that is entirely harmless. Sorry if you were kidnapped and have PTSD or something of the sort, but there's three rules of life you should try to remember: 1. You can't make people do anything you want them to do because…

Mara Wilson, you're a bigger person than me for being able to not slam your head against a wall every time a perfectly, non-afflicted with Celiac person decides to take on a diet that will do nothing foR THEM BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE CELIAC DISEASE. THE DIET VERSION OF FOODS TASTE LIKE SHIT. THERE'RE NO HEALTH…

I unconsciously lose my New York accent when I travel and spend time in different regions. I lived in NorCal for two years and it magically disappeared. The second I moved back to New York, I was Skyping with a friend who started mocking the way I had said "awhbnawkshus" instead of "obnoxious". When another friend and…

Um...I just don't think men who are overly bulky and chiseled are attractive. Typically, the guys with abs and jawlines like anvils just do absolutely nothing for me. I'm not really into overweight men, either. Not to say I'd rule either type out entirely. Even if they weren't my type, if they were kind, funny, smart,…

Since I was a child, I've always enjoyed being pale. I dyed my brunette hair black when I was a teenager, not because of all the angst that was going on back then, but because it helped emphasized my super pale skin more. I've always enjoyed the 'classical' (white lady) beauty aesthetic, personally: dark hair,…

Ughhh...this reminds me of a few people I know. These people have their identities so strictly boxed into certain labels and it limits their entire life to what fits into this highly specific box that they refuse to compromise over. Here's an amalgamation of their OKCupid profiles:
"I am a cat loving, vegan, raw food,…

Ughhh...this reminds me of a few people I know. These people have their identities so strictly boxed into certain labels and it limits their entire life to what fits into this highly specific box that they refuse to compromise over. Here's an amalgamation of their OKCupid profiles:
"I am a cat loving, vegan, raw food,…

Ughhh...this reminds me of a few people I know. These people have their identities so strictly boxed into certain labels and it limits their entire life to what fits into this highly specific box that they refuse to compromise over. Here's an amalgamation of their OKCupid profiles:
"I am a cat loving, vegan, raw food,…