so, "go bag" is the new rebranding term for "man bag" or "man purse"? : )

I work out after work, so I cannot fathom not showering after the gym. Plus I like that extra 20 minutes of sleep I get in the mornings. On the rare occasions I run in the mornings, I obviously shower before work.

Thailand all the way!

Thailand. Wonderful beaches to kick back and relax on. Great temples and rainforests to visit. Bonus: Ankgor Wat in Cambodia.

I has to be Thailand. The beaches the mountains and the food oh the glorious food.

Their dongs were huge!

Hey Baby, what's a zebra mussel encrusted beauty like you doing in a dive like this.

There is a built-in way to do some of this in Windows. Click Start and search "associate." You're looking for Associate a file type or protocol with a program. It gives you all your extensions and protocols and lets you change the program associated with them.

"then I spent a year as an international hobo"

Clever girl.

This isn't exactly news - it's been known for years (in the UK at least) that eating carrots for improved eyesight was put about to fool the Nazis. But I'm not sure how effective it actually way - during the Battle of Britain, the Luftwaffe would regularly attempt to bomb the radar towers erected along the south coast…

No Worcestershire sauce?

I'm just happy it's not jizmodo.

Am I the only one who was annoyed at the fact that they refused to put the word up until the moment he pronounced it? Give us at least two seconds to mentally pronounce the word first...

I don't know why anyone eats Chicken and pork. Chicken is just weakly flavored beef and pork is just strongly flavored beef. What's the point?

Render me speechless.

This was awful. An infinite amount of hotel rooms could never be filled up and there is no need for any shifting of rooms. How can dumping a finite amount of paint into a trumpet be a paradox? If the trumpet is infinite then paint would have to flow forever as well. I don't understand how that's even someone's thought…

No tour retrospective is complete without a picture of a guy smoking a cigarette while riding the tour: http://cyclingart.blogspot.com/2013/01/1927-t…

I just print out the internet every morning to read at my leisure.

A clenched fist, why?