I just did.
"Veiled behind screens
Kept as your baby machine
Whilst you conquer more orifices
Of boys, goats and things
Ripped out sheep's eyes — no forks or knives."
It's interesting that after making accusations of pederasty and bestiality she ends up with lack of cutlery being the kicker.

Don't forget his brother, the wonderfully named Joseph Alberic Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes.

Of course it was!

One of my happiest memories of Nick Cave was seeing him in the audience for a pantomime in Brighton with his family. He was wearing a massive foam rubber pointing finger on his hand and was laughing his head off. Obviously it's now a somewhat more bittersweet memory.

I loved Brotherhood Of The Wolf, and really hoped Gans would go and make some brilliant action movies, hopefully with Mark Dacascos. It's a shame how his career has stalled.

I think there's more like four film adaptations. Blood On The Moon (Cop), Brown's Requiem, Confidential and The Black Dahlia off the top of my head.

I was in a taxi in Ipswich last year, and the driver wouldn't shut up about the killings. He didn't look much like Tom Hardy though. More like John Cooper Clarke.

The John Schlesinger version! I'd forgotten all about that.

Do you mean the Tod Slaughter one? Because that's brilliant.

A friendly warning: They've just done a version of The Secret Agent that's even worse than And Then There Were None. On no account be tempted by it.

Seriously, mate, you're just dull. You can't formulate a proper sentence, you've got bugger all insight, and you just fly off the handle at everyone. I realise you'll have to leave a childish reply to this, but at least I won't have to read it.

You just can't help yourself, can you? Maybe try using a soupçon of wit next time you go on the insult trail, might make you seem a bit less tedious.

Nothing to do with Scottish secession. But everything to do with Northern Ireland being part of the UK and Southern not being. It's got some civil servants I know quite worried over here as to what the effects might be.

Well played for staying civil. I haven't had one conversation with a Brexiter where they haven't immediately launched into insults. I suppose it's because they've got fuck all else.

France and Germany don't really push Britain around, it's reported that they do to get the British dander up. The right wing -ie Murdoch- media have been playing on people's fears and prejudices about foreign interference for decades.

You've got the Brexiter's charm down pat. Why don't you calm down, have a cuppa, and stop abusing anyone who disagrees with you?

Those guys are notoriously dickish. You're lucky he didn't ask for a shitload of money for the cheapest ticket available.

Murdering a politician isn't a political act? His links to a number of far-right organisations don't count either, I presume?

Scotland seceding could happen if there's a vote for Brexit. Equally troubling is that there'd have to be a proper border between not just Scotland and England, but also North and South Ireland. And that wouldn't be good at all.

The vote's pretty much split along age lines. The Leave vote is very popular with retirees in the UK too. "Ooh, that nice Mr Farage wouldn't lie, dear. Not like that terrible man Corbyn. He hates England."