Will it though? Assuming we’re talking a decline in athleticism and not injury, I could see him having the GOAT Old Man Game. He’ll still be able to post people up, and if his 3-point shooting improvement is for real then he still has plenty of useful years left.

Well, it still remains to be seen if Wentz will pan out. So far we’ve only seen him against Division 2 competition, in both college and the pros.

If we were talking about almost any other team, signing a 26 year old QB and gaining all of those draft picks would be a no-brainer.

But since this is the Browns, it was a…

Trainer: What’s your name?

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

“This is some Silicon Valley hogwash”

Joe Lacob: [Angrily instructs attorney to begin search for plaintiffs who can claim Deadspin committed defamation]

Actually “Lebron James” is named right there in the title of the post.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Well, I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind. Under a ridiculous pseudonym. In a virtual place where literally nothing is at stake. I don’t use the word “hero” often, but I consider myself the greatest hero in the history of America. (If America is, indeed, where I am from.)

For Pussy to be a complete sentence, this tweet needs a period

Have we reached peak shit posting on Deadspin with this trash article?

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

They’re arguing that the TTAB’s decision was arbitrary and capricious and thus not an appropriate exercise of government power. It’s an excellent example of why the government shouldn’t be tasked with determining what is “offensive.” Besides the obvious first amendment issues the government has a poor track record of…

That doesn’t even make sense. You could do that with any word in that quote for the same, nonsensical, alcohol-related joke.

I spent an evening following him around at the K when he was in town. I found him intense and likable. His book on watching the game is superior to anything I’ve ever read on Dickspin.

I have no idea what your problem with this guy is. “Oh no someone collects baseball, better write dirt about him to make me look cooler, He is such a nerd for doing something he enjoys, everybody lets judge this guy” Fun Fact did you know he donates money to charity for every ball he gets.

Agreed. If it’s spelled GIFT without the T, I’m going to pronounce it gift without the t. JIF is peanut butter, GIF is Graphic Interchange Format. I refuse to accept it any other way :)

JIF? How dare you.

My experience was very awkward I feel like I went the right route with asking 2 strippers to have a threesome but I dropped the ball having my mom be the one to film it.