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EXACTLY. No matter what we do, it’s a bad decision.

Half this piece was spent defending itself from the notion that it was mean. Looks Deadspin has the yips...

I bet you probably think the 9/11 Commission Report is 100% accurate too, don’t you?

He's Lithuanian you jackass.

Is that Michael Reghi on the call? Man that guy's been around.

Wow. I like this one better.

You seem like a rational and articulate person. But I feel like I disagree with you. I'd love to know what specifically about the exact text of the constitution would have "fucked" the country a long time ago. You know, like, if you have time or whatever.

Naming this thing "Ballghazi" is disrespectful to the americans that lost their lives in Benghazi Libya. But you guys know that already. I get what you're trying to do and everything, it's just not that funny. I'm not a PC guy by any stretch, but lives were lost, and you're using that event to drive home a liberal…

Wow man. You're an idiot. So, the kid got surprised with NFL playoff tickets... you don't know anything beyond that and you're assuming he's well off? I hope you're not in any profession that involves the application of basic logic.

Toshiba calls it Regza Link

^^Yep. I don't need to be coddled or spoon fed something that has been watered down. I just want to see a well-made movie from a director that doesn't have an obviously anti-christian agenda. Both directors shot themselves in the foot with statements they made prior to the release of the movie.