How long have you lived in DC? Because if you’ve lived here more than two years without developing allergies that’s pretty good. I started sneezing and my eyes started watering my first spring in DC and they haven’t stopped since. Get thee to the CVS, it is your only hope.

My six year old has never seen the Cosby Show because I can’t imagine him laughing and enjoying that show then years later asking me, “When did you know?” Becuase facts are facts and I don’t want a young black man to look at a rapist and think he’s seeing a role model. Too many of us were fooled by Cosby to let it…

“I’ll bet it tastes good in those H&M pants, too.”

And that infantilization is why he will get away with enabling the Russians to spread misinformation like wildfire. “He’s just a kid, what does he know?” b-s for a man who runs a fortune 500 company. Or as CNN said, “his first job.” Tamir Rice never had a first job.

We should take the photos from the 30's, 40's and 50's and show them to the oldest black people from the towns where the lynchings took place. I’ll bet they can identify at least some of the white people in the photos who are participating in or cheering on terrorism.

I am not a colonizer but I was able to buy a home two years ago in a neighborhood that was in the mid-stages of colonization. Now that the spin cycle place and the starbucks are open I would way we’re in the final stages of colonization. And the house down the street from me just sold for $100k more than I paid. So…

This is good looking out. My son has discovered the cheesy biscuits so that 8 person limit is knowledge I will need as he (and his appetite) grows.

I tried that joeke on for size because I went to Michigan. So to help you out (if anyone ever asks) just say “Allison,” arguably Elvis Costello’s biggest hit. My sister went to Howard and her answer was, “No, but I know he’s a British dude who wears glasses.” So wherever you went to school if it’s in America you will…

Do people go to jail for yelling racial slurs at civilians in South Africa? Or only when they do it to a cop?

“Who let this n***a in here?!” A play about the cookout.

Were any of these upstanding citizens involved in Deandre’s beating? https://www.thedailybeast.com/matthew-heimbachs-traditional-workers-party-implodes-over-love-triangle-turned-trailer-brawl

How is this news? How do these studies keep getting funded? How many times are they going to say the same thing before they actually do something about the seething resentments that cause these men to spray bullets at strangers?

is anyone in Vegas taking odds over who goes next from the trump temp agency? It’s so hard to make fast money these days that would seem like a lock for a few bucks. My $ are currently on John Kelly or Jared Kushner to suddenly decide to spend more time with their families next. Though in Kushners case you know that’s…

I can think of one difference between this program and slavery as it was practiced in America for centuries. If the immigrant has a child while slaving, the person they are slaving for will not “own” the child and be able to force them to work too. The child will be an American citizen.

EXACTLY! White folks keep whining about every amendment after the 10th one for a reason. if they can dress it up and call it something else, they are going to nullify the 13th amendment. They can call it “helping immigrants’ but it still smells and will stick to your shoes if you step in it like the shit that it is.

August. Everything is cheaper in August because a) it’s so damn hot and b) congress and all of their staff are out of town. To this day people talk about how hot it was at my wedding (which was inside) but the venue was 30% off because it was August.

The important thing is they learned it so well they aced the test. Like you need to learn how to stay out of Target. Math question: How much of your check do you drop each month at Target?

How big of a check did they write the King kids? Because if you’re wondering who to blame for ads like this, please start there.

It was tone deaf. He had the candy sitting there, unopened and wanted to give it to the neighbor. But he wasn’t sure about it because of the zebra. He mentioned hearing that word as an insult on reruns of the “The Jeffersons” but wasn’t sure if that was still culturally relevant.

I know we’re supposed to teach kids not to fight, BUT there needs to be an exception for bullies. In a situation like this I would have loved to see the other kids beat the snot out of the wig snatcher. Stand up for the kids being picked on! Back in the day, that’s what we did on the playground and we had a rule — if…