His eternal weepy face is too hard to capture

I know right? My jaw dropped at that.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

you’re not going to watch the video? I’m going to file a Title IX complaint against you! For Feminism!

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

Also, just WTF with this statement.She is actually saying that women should just work harder than men to be treated equally. DO MORE WORK TO BE TREATED THE SAME. I just. I just can’t.

At this point, extraordinary would frighten people. Let’s shoot for slightly above average on a good day?

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

Oh please, this is not the same thing as ranching/farming families. She’s smiling with an animal she killed without reason.

Did your dad take photos of him smiling every animal he killed. I hope not. Because the fact that she celebrated killing is the sick part.

I just like it when someone in media mentions Modesto and it's not part of a deposition. My hometown! And vanilla bean Noel for dayyyzzz.

Mark, if you need a pregnant woman to accompany you to the "baby fair" I am more than happy to volunteer my 9month pregnant self. I'm giant and I cuss a lot and will totally take pictures of you trying out all the ridiculous baby gear. Think about it.

I LOVE MARK & ALLEN STORIES!

Fun fact, some species of leech have as many as 10 pairs of testes and the reason that you're not supposed to forcibly remove a leech is that it will vomit into your wound and you can die from the repercussions! Also, there are leeches in Japan that will ambush you by jumping down from trees. Yes.

It’s not just that the prices have skyrocketed, it’s that the quality has tanked.

As much as I want to believe in the integrity of Method Man, Redman, and the crew, I somehow doubt that someone would just “hang out” “all night” with the Wu Tang Clan.

The headline made it sound like she’d boned Wu-Tang Clan ON the show.

Aw, LeBron brought a tear to my eye. It wasn’t the most eloquent of eulogies, but it was heartfelt and real. Maybe he’s not a soulless corporate automaton.

Over on ESPN.com they have a gut wrenching tribute to Lauren. She stared down cancer and death and instead of “fuck you” she said, “Let what will be what will be. I’ll do what I can with the time I have left.” And she did it all with a smile and without one goddamn complaint. Cancer doesn’t have such dignity. Dear…