I think she bears the brunt of it too because she has the TEMERITY to have a weight that fluctuates. The only thing worse than being fat is being fat and then SOMETIMES NOT BEING FAT. <GASP>

No way I’m letting that go! If I ever see Kim again, I want my $12 back. Or a t shirt.

Can we just stop policing women's bodies for a minute? I'm not a big fan of hers in general but everything she says here is dead on.

The company recently fired longtime creative directors Marsha Brady...

I really fucking hate the term THOT. Fuck this rebranding and that shit casting notice.

Singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell "awake and in good spirits" in LA hospital intensive care unit, her agent tweets - @BBCBreaking

Seconded on the fuck you.

Going to head down to a public green space that was turned into a parking facility and pour one out. Get better, Ms. Mitchell.

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…

There is a race going on to see who can be the most despicable group of people society has to offer between bad cops, bad frats and bad athletes. I have a feeling that this will end in a photo finish.

I am, of course, familiar with the importance of daytime sequins in the modern wardrobe. But, until this moment, I had failed to recognize its potential in my career development.

I should add that the role of "Boss" was played by Lifehacker's Andy Orin.

Homeboy wants kids but is not willing to make the sacrifices? Thats Grade-A bullshit right there.

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

oh hai Jezebel. I just want you to know that i love Lisa so much and i did not hiiiit her i did nauuuuught...so how's your sex life?

I feel like it's acceptable to sacrifice Jared Leto to the Kardashian Kult, as it keeps Lupita free.

It's pretty funny, considering most of the people criticizing the movie/book as abusive are actual practitioners of BDSM themselves, so maybe it is you who is not educated, Dakota?

omg can someone please punt him into space pls

also, didn't Charlie Sheen tweet this out