Why are pitbulls and chihuahuas so sought after by thieves? I thought they were really common - those are the breeds that pop up most frequently on the various shelter instagrams I follow.

If someone wants to dog-flip Sh*tty K*tty, the most terrible of all the animals in my home ... I will uh ... throw in some free feline KD formula and his litterbox.

Hey fellow book people:

THE ANSWER IS SO OBVIOUS ALL THESE TEEVEE MORONS ARE GOING TO FEEL LIKE SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN THE TRUTH SLITS THEIR THOATS LIKE IT’S THE RED WEDDING

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The alleged part might be because he denied cheating on his first wife.

It’s like that Tim and Faith song!

The allegedly here is in reference to the allegation he cheated on his first wife/fell in love with Miranda while they were married which they both deny.

OR, some people aren’t good at mating for life.

A relationship borne out of infidelity has pretty high odds of not lasting. Why? If they are willing to cheat with you, they are willing to cheat on you.

Fuck, this really makes me sad! Love Miranda so.

I am adamantly anti-romper, but do you think they make that one in my size?

WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT?!?!

The exact thing I was thinking of. Also this:

I guess they can’t really ding her for the rules just said “evening,” not “evening in the 21st century.”

This game was SO f*cking fun to watch for the USA too. Also just noticed that the women spend a lot less time doing sh*t like this:

Revenue is a sexist pillar of the patriarchy.

Ex Cathedra is supposed to be spiritual, not scientific. stay in your lane.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”