I can't even deal with eating lobster because it comes with the fucking shell on, looking like some kind of Cronenbergian-Lynchian abomination against nature, but I'd happily eat a bug-patty burger.

It seems more likely that one of them will say something incredibly offensive and the locals won't give half a swiveling shit.

Damn right. If a potential sexual partner wants food or drink, you bring it out to them.

Was it a cold open in the figurative sense or are you making a pun?

I think she has Resistance to Disease to go with her Greater Protection (Fire).

He was always hollow. The problem with having no soul is like the problem with having open mind - people put things in it.

She's a damn street peddler in Braavos. It's like seeing the same homeless person several times in the same day in New York City.

Having a reason doesn't make it any less deeply unfortunate.

Stannis has been top of my list ever since poor li'l Joff went bye-bye, just ahead of Tywin and Cersei.

Unless there are no legitimate siblings.

I've never understood at all what was wrong with the people who thought "Stannis the Mannis" was not a bad man (as in: bad food, bad weather, bad service, inferior or lacking). Except that it was probably something quite, quite dreadful.

I don't think their business plans are necessarily detailed and comprehensive enough to include vertical integration re: comestibles.

Immense Trouble in Minuscule China. Or Minor Trouble in Enormous China. Gotta keep the result of the multiplication consistent.

I honestly think that would be a great movie for Dwayne Johnson.. if they could mocap him to play a CGI normal-sized human being instead of the alarmingly muscular behemoth that he is.

OK, I'm onboard. You can tell the money people that you have at least one guaranteed viewer.

In a theme park? Sure they will.

"Arrested Development, but as a tragedy instead of a comedy"?

Studies indicate that even giving someone a wad of Monopoly money will instantly make them less sympathetic, more selfish, and more impressed with themselves.

..Billy Connolly was in Boondock Saints?!

You'll have haptic feedback gloves with an attachment that goes around your shoulders and stops you pushing your hand into imaginary objects, and like it.