They have those on Kitchenette over at Jezebel. They are fantastic.

The fuck are you smoking?

I’m actually pretty much in the same boat as you, here: if what he’s saying is true, that’s awesome that he stood up for his employee...but this is not how you do that. This is fucking crazy town. You can even be snarky at her without stooping to calling her a cunt. There’s not really a circumstance that makes that…

I wasn’t going to read that because I don’t click links, but I did because of what you said and actually... if his account of things is true, I kind of agree with him? I don’t agree with his choice of words, but I do agree with him sticking up for his employee and not backing down.
That being said, I find it hard to…

How about the Sti that Subaru Canada sponsors.

No splits and nut punch? I feel cheated...

I got left in the back hatch of a SAAB 9-5 to play with my cars when I was 8 while my uncle and my aunt went gambling at a Casino once, while they were supposed to be babysitting.

Moose down. Squirrel to go.

50 of them, in varying shades.

I am sure that the sales manager wanted to know if you sold the bleeding guy a car before he left in the ambulance!

I worked for a dealership a few years back, and a salesman once told me that a couple came in and wanted to look at and test drive a ton of cars. Being as they had wealth, he continued to help them through their decision. Eventually they bought a car, and when they were signing papers, the wife asked the salesman if…

Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

k-k-k-killl…. m-m-m-m-meeeee…..

If I saw that happen, I would freak the fuck out. I’d be demanding where she kept her EpiPen, make sure she was breathing, and making as much of a fuss about the incident as humanly possible short of calling 911. I don’t know if people can be embarassed into being less stupid, but I’d sure as hell try.

If you don’t know the difference between your and you’re, you’re part of the problem.

Same. I was at the beach last summer with my mom, her best friend, and two of my girlfriends and my mom let me use her car to run down the street to buy charcoal for the grill and bags of ice and she FLIPPED when she saw I didn’t have shoes on and told me it was illegal. I looked it up and showed her it was untrue and…

Wow, and you worry about people painting restaurant staff with an overly broad brush? I don’t assume restaurant staff spit in my food, and I don’t assume police officers go out of their way believing average Americans are guilty unless proven innocent. Yes, incidents of both occur, and if an officer had done anything…

I’d fire him, then rehire him with an increased salary. Maybe rehire him as a security guard.

My brother got rear ended a few months ago on his way to work. By a young kid. Who didn't have insurance.