My wife and I are DINKs and are the last childless holdouts of our friends. I can tell you that nothing about having a child is appealing to us. I’ve heard the argument from all my friends that “it’s so worth it” and “you don’t understand until you have one”, but honestly it just seems like a huge mess. All my friends…

I guarantee none of those points were meant to be taken seriously

I think its safe to say the author was writing tongue in cheek

No one makes a 3 row wagon anymore; so a wagon isn’t an option here if you want/need 3 rows.

They’re definitely getting uglier.

Hi there bootlicker.

Does not fucking matter. It was configured with those features and they didn’t own the car when it was ‘flagged’. This is bullshit. 

But remember, Tesla sold the car on 11/15. When they did the audit, they were no longer the owners of the car.

Exactly. I’m 7'1" & have owned Celicas, Jettas, Passats, a Thunderbird SC, a Focus, Crown Vics, a Saab 9-3 convertible & a Jaguar XJR. You’ll note there isn’t a single SUV on that list & I fit in them all just fine. Of course, I also have a sub 40 inch waist measurement too. People who claim they “need” an SUV because…

We’re not looking at you but the majority. When you’re in traffic and look around, every single SUV has a driver around 5 something and one driver, in a warm weather climate and nothing in the back seat.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

We’ve got a 1926 Model T we put in parades around town, and honestly talking to the people is the best part. Cue “My grandfather had one of these that he made into a pickup until the engine gave out and he didn’t have the money, but it was so light he would just hook his horses up to it”

Side stacks were standard on this pick up from the factory.

What?  This is as stock as possible for this particular model.  

There’s two of these in my town in good condition that come to cruise nights during the warmer months. They are silly. They were made to get around emissions rules. They are just fun. Sentimental NP.

Thank you. This always comes up and it’s always an awful argument from people who nominally cover the auto industry. 

“If anyone is actually confused by a Roxor while shopping for a Jeep, maybe that someone isn’t qualified to be piloting a motor vehicle at all.”

The Roxor and the modern Jeep Wrangler are not competing with one another

The models are “assembled” in the USA. They are made in India and shipped in crates like UTVs and the final assembly is done in the USA. None of the parts are made here. It’s about as much “made in the USA” as a Kawasaki UTV is. It’s just assembled at a warehouse in the USA instead of at the dealer. 

Cue aftermarket grill replacement in 3...2...1...