Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

+1 unibrow masturbation

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Shiny buns, cold cuts, a bowl of mayo, a bowl of mustard and plain Lays ... This is some next-level buffet trolling. He’s insulting them via sad food.

Oh, but now I see Rold Gold pretzels. That’s class, that is.

The definition of a Republican is someone who campaigns on the premise that government doesn’t work and once elected sets about proving it.

I really hate this “we won, get over it!” It’s not a football game- this shit is real. We have to face real concerns. The system is set up to allow and encourage dissent and compromise!

No comparison, the Emporer was evil but he was actually intelligient, and had a plan that didn’t get changed everytime he had a bowel movement.

“Today, the only people that lost are the children of St. Jude,” he wrote.

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

Thank you, Neville Chamberlain.

C’mon dude, it’s easy, Super educated Black male Hawaiian muslim, born in Kenya. 

Thank god that they finally shut down the only college band in America that was interesting or original enough for anyone to have ever heard of or seen on purpose. The sad thing is, this is how all band kids everywhere talk and act, even the ones in the most boring lame bands everywhere.

“If I had the ability to do so, I’d give this upstanding young man a chance to be a college football coach again.”

I hate people (yes hate) who watch Hairspray remakes and then act like that is actual John Waters. No it is not. FUCK ALL OF YOU TO HELL.

It is terrible. It is allllll terrible. Wtf is this watered down bullshit family fare fucking John Waters shit. Give me Divine or give me death. IT IS ALL Terrible.I forgive John for allowing this travesty but I do no forgive the audience. Go watch the original now people. Except no substitutes.