Don’t touch Beyonce!!! Jesus.

Maybe he should apologize for being Geraldo Rivera.

Wake me up when he’s a genius again.

These women deserved the exalted See You Next Tuesday label.

Jobs. Like hand-jobs, blow-jobs and rim-jobs that Trump will be giving in Federal prison.

Cowards. Old white cowards.

Can we please have some video of Jerry and his idiot son (I think his name is Uday) swallowing their tongues during Sunday’s blowout. Thanks.

He deserves a knee to the balls. If he has any.

I have a piece of wood DaVinci spit on. Then 100 people over 500 years painted over it. It’s a DaVinci original. Fucking idiots.

Goodell should take his money, run and write a tell-all about what scumbags NFL owners are.

In which ESPN gives fucking Gruden time to blather on with his Turkey Hole bullshit while completely missing the fact there was a turnover on the Turkey Hole play. Gruden is the worst, possibly ever on MNF (including OJ, Namath and Denis Miller).

Maybe Deion can open the Prime Tackling Academy next. It would be as successful as his previous educational venture.

Except for football/basketball players. And coaches. And AD staff.

This bullshit made Roger Goodell’s weekend.

Trump: dipshit. Ryan/McConnell: #Kochsuckers #Mercernaries

Oh look. Suh being an asshole. Good to know there are some things we can still count on in this shitty year.

Crybaby Cam is the best Cam.

Some cheese with that whine. Seriously. Given the amount of really bad officiating this year, you’re going to bitch about this?

Wow, what a clever comeback Kyrie. BTW, where is Lebron?

You’re based in NY, aren’t you? When Judge flails at a 3rd strike to close this series, you’ll have lots of fun stuff to do.