2 things: 1. Your church story explains how I feel every day. Brilliant. 2. Making the chili this year. I’ve quoted for years every tim every time a recipe calls for shallots. Fuck Trump.

“You can be blaze about many things Rose, but you can’t be blaze about Titanic.”—worst piece of movie dialogue of all time.

And now . . . coming to the stage . . . it’s . . . Melania! (Trump immediately produces the entire cash portion of his yuge fortune, $23, all in $1 bills. . . )

Matt Millen 2.0

Why is it when great drivers leave other series (F-1, Indy) they fail in NASCAR? Maybe driving a 2000 lb. car at 200 MPH isn’t that easy after all.

Fuck Uber. Delete the fucking app. Shitty business model, shitty business.

Trump is a fucking loon. 25th Amendment. Section 4. Who has the fucking balls?

Rule changes? Their biggest problem is supporting Trump. I’ve watched for years, but right now, it’s fuck NASCAR. Enjoy MLS-level ratings.

25th Amendment, Article 4. He’s completely unstable. More insanity tomorrow. And every day. Who has the balls to invoke it?

Once a Cincinnati Bengal, always a Cincinnati Bengal.

Warriors: 3 games in 4 days. In January. Waiters played a great game—just repackage it for the Heat’s 2016-17 highlight BluRay. Next: “what’s wrong with the Warriors” takes. Yawn.

Fuck Kraft. This never gets old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QeitEjj6wk

Tax returns, motherfucker.

I’ll bet he has ties to the Kremlin too.

He just wants to go back to his family’s hunting camp. Which if I remember correctly is named “Niggerhead”. Well done America.

Democratic ideals? Peaceful transition of power? What about grabbing pussies? In your peaceful transition fantasy, it’s OK for parents of young women to ignore this and say, “Great idea, let’s march for sexual assault!! Don’t forget to protect your cookies, girls!!” Fuck you and your peaceful transition. These…

Hope he only grabs them in the cookies. WTF.

OK, off the top of my head, the 8 who did it alone: Prince (still the best SB halftime show ever), Paul McCartney, Rolling Stones, U2, Tom Petty, The Who, Bruce Springsteen, Gaga. Only one ever drove a car during the show: Stevie Wonder (‘99. I was there. It was weird.).

Must be an Eagles fan. Like me. Time is yours.

Hate the Steelers. But that was holding.