Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

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“It costs money to run servers guys...”
Says CEO who spent a total of 200000$ in last ten years for running the game servers and took a 500000$ bonus last year and every year before that.

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

He’s great in GoT. People fixate on accents too much.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

DEADWOOD fucked by The Emmys again!

Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.

We rarely know everything behind a stranger’s situation. Maybe she had a death in the family and booked last-minute tickets to attend the funeral. Maybe another family member just called to say they’re suicidal or in desperate medical condition, and she dropped everything and booked the only seats she could grab.

As Kurt Vonnegut said, we must be careful who we pretend to be.

Police take victims seriously. Police take diligent notes and follow-up on leads. Police test most rape kits.

“Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.”

Psst: Its this one.  

I’m genuinely torn as to whether the Patriots are Basically Good for giving otherwise decent guys a second chance, or Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.

It’s got a Ralph Lauren signet on the breast, Dudebra. It’s immediately classy, despite being a t-shirt.

“Aww, my asshole’s tasty.”

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

Yeah, sure it has nothing that he’s been caught cheating once, and when testers showed up he threw a fit and destroyed evidence. Nothing at all lol.

is that guy pissed because of how many records sun set?

A robot owner would probably help the Marlins more than a robot umpire.