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Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

You see Ivan, tire cannot be of flat if it is made of puncture.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

“Aside from the cosmetics...” You say that as if it’s inconsequential. The styling was possibly is biggest failure.

It’s never the market’s fault. All decisions made by the market are directly related to the product. After decades of eroding brand value while other products are innovating, no one is just going to turn around and buy Chevy because “its time to give them a chance again.”

In 2019, you can buy, new:

It’s almost as if levying tariffs on imported steel helps American steel workers in the short term, but hurts all of the American companies who use the steel they make! Who knew! (Lots of people knew.)

1st Gear: It’s called trickle down economics. It won’t happen immediately. It’s not gush down. It can take years, Years! In fact, I’m still waiting for Reagan’s tax cuts to trickle down to me. But it’s coming. It has to be coming. Republicans have been telling me for years that cutting taxes on the rich and

If you used half the time you spend not fixing rusted out crapcans working a part time job you could afford the payment on a decent vehicle and still have time and money for a project car.

Tom, Tom, Tom...

I'll see myself out

Fifty grand and the shitbox still has that gold bowtie that clashes with the paint.

People talk about ugly cars. They make fun of the Aztek and the Murano CrossCab. The Multipla and the Senna. Hell, even the Edsel. All terrible.

Russia tried that but found out is was too easily sabotaged by “a Goddammed COOK!!”

Braiiiiiins Waaaaarranty

I hope the judge doesn't approve the settlement unless he steps down as CEO as well.

A Jeep Wrangler is a terrible car

I thought the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

And then you see a Murano convertible and feel sad again.