A certain segment of the Wrangler’s target demographic would love that. They’d never stop talking about how it’s “military grade” or “tactical” while pointing out all of their stickers that mimic the warning labels on military vehicles.

Product and design experts pleased to see design and development. I mean it sounds like the model 3 they had looked like it was built in a tent. 

No, we’re into the era of Republican socialism now. You’ll be assigned a model based on which automaker promises Mitch McConnell it will build the most new factories in Kentucky.

I’m going with a boring answer- Honda Ridgeline.

“Our own office is in Times Square, I’m sure that’s not a dangerous place to be amidst a global pandemic at all.” - This is not a pandemic, that’s what the Soviets want you to think. I have words on this matter, we will resist and fight the Jojaba virus at every corner. I am the best thing that ever happened to…

What about actual living spacecraft? Do they count as Class 7?

Whose 1969 Beetle is that?

One choice here. 1961 Lincoln Continental 4-door convertible limo. Plenty of space and access to the back seat. Open air so you can ride to the polls in style. Just pick your route carefully.

I think Torch has the right answer this time. Find a sport coat to match that interior and it practically screams “campaign worker”.

For the past three days, I have been driving a Nissan Rogue rental.

The Chevrolet Impala is ceasing production next week

Crack Pipe.

Who would buy a house in Florida next to water in 2020 in the timeline where Al Gore couldn’t stop climate change?

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

I keep getting recalls for the lift back strut on my Mazda5. I tell my wife that it’s not a big deal and we can wait till we have time to take it in.

I’m pretty sure you might be able to get a base model mitsubishi mirage hatch. 

Don't forget Ginger, the human transporter that revolutionized how cities were designed! Tesla is taking 100% of Ginger's market share!

Mazda deserves credit for the 4 cylinder Ecoboost. It first appeared in the 2006 Mazdaspeed 6 and didn’t change much before going into the Mustang - just a few incremental improvements.

And with a slither of whirling red particles, David Tracy appears out of a small self contained whirlwind.

Also, I saw a Mitsubishi once.

Buy a Brother laser and don’t look back. Cheap printers, cheap toner, they are tanks.