Don’t you heritage away the ugly.

And people always look at me like I’m crazy when I say Nissans are garbage.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Reverse: Fuck you Ryan, Whitesnake RULES!

You need a Honda Fit

I’m unreasonably happy that Ducati is saved from getting sold off. That was relieving news.

It’s a shame that the XC model they’ll sell the most of is also the ugly one.

I think we are done here.

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Be a smart person. Buy a 2nd gen Honda Fit.

Some oil change places don’t do tires so depending on where she goes I’d say they might not care much about tires. I take my car to a guy named Jerry. Jerry has strong feelings about 1) tires 2) oil 3) power steering fluid 4) brake pads and 5) air filters. Jerry sometimes branches out, but these are issues he is…

I don’t know, the official police report that she posted seems pretty conclusive.

Immediate red flag when someone describes themselves as a “guerilla journalist.” No actual training in or study of what journalism is/means, including pesky fact-checking, etc. Use of the term “guerilla journalism” is an attempt to apply a sheen of legitimacy to the practice of disingenuously tricking people into…

This is actually exactly what I did six months ago. I traded in my Fiesta ST for an Ecoboost Mustang with Performance Pack.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

That’s your problem, you had too many kids. Give one to a neighbor or something and you’ll be all set.