The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

Shut ‘er down folks, this thread is over. 

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

don’t act like you know what i can and can’t do, pal

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooouuuuuu

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

We are all Titans fans this morning.

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

Early reports are saying that this will not hurt his chances of being drafted by the Chiefs 

Oh, snap.

My Joe Theismann avatar’s leg keeps glitching.

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

I’m sure Norm is super psyched that he finally got permission from the AV Club to continue to exist.

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

Fan: “Hey Tyreek! How many years do you think you should be in jail for assault?”

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

Sometimes I think that people who like Drake are in fact part of a global conspiracy to prank me. Like if at some point I’m feeling insecure and lie to some friends “oh I really like Drake’s new album” Ashton Kutcher is going to show up and tell me I’ve been punk’d.

And Tony Dungy can still go fuck himself.