They don’t have Clamato juice either. Enjoy your Bloody Mary’s on your backward long weekend you Queen-less heathens !

There should be a movie that draws a direct line from Jack Dorsey’s sketches to this tweet.

The Jets will be punting on 3rd down this year.

I don’t like that, I don’t like that.

“That PK is not a good Canadian boy!!” (dogs bark everywhere)

It’s okay, you took a pretty big hit on that failed conversion.

They should have flagged Tessitore for excessive celebration. All credit to Brees, but that was a Gus Johnson level of effusiveness.

Set to yakety sax.

My girlfriend would leave me for this man and I TOTALLY get it.

This is excellent:

I’d like to know if there’s been a corresponding rise in taking DB’s earlier in the draft (I’m way to lazy to check). If you look at the Broncos I’m sure a huge chunk of their success on pass rush can be attributed to Roby being their nickle (read 3rd best) corner and blanketing even number one wideouts. A few earlier…

Correct

Ottawa guy here. The post is wrong. From downtown to Kanata you’re looking at at least an hour to an hour and a half, then what feels like 18 years meandering into a parking lot that was designed by a Minotaur.

Update. Give them the Cup:

I made a burner account just to star this.