No Lew Wolff? No Mark Davis? Joe Lacob isn’t even the worst owner at 7000 Coliseum Way, Oakland...let alone on this list. And let us not to forget Jed York. The Bay Area is ripe with shitty billionaires, and three of them also own sports teams.

Wait, you aren’t a British Black guy? Very interesting. In that case, please continue to share your future purchasing plans. We all want to know what you are up to.

Wait. Lebron James has testicles?? Well this is a completely unforeseen circumstance. Who would have guessed based on his career thus far?

You have a difficult life. All my sympathies. Have you ever contemplated taking measures to end your misery?

I’d love to hear about your brain injury. Please share.

Miss Andrea, if you really need to prove your lack intellect you can save yourself a lot of time and typing. Just say “Trump supporter”. But be prepared to be ripped off because you are a dead giveaway for a sucker.

Good point, but answer this...how is it that I have never met you and I know you are a pompous douche and you have had the utter torture of living with yourself your whole life and yet you have never picked up on your total douchehood?

Are you people sent by the prophets to signal the apocalypse?

Finally a reason to convince the wife that we need to go current gen. Yes!

Well, since it is too late to convince you to not be a cliche from 2015, go ahead and get your tattoo anywhere you want.

Unclespok, a man who had dedicated a portion of his life to reading Kinja blogs for ammunition for his “I hate Kinja blogs” comments on Kinja blogs.

From a proud lineage of mouth breathers.

You should cancel you subscription and ask for a refund immediately!

That all seemed like pretty good material to me.

Yeah! I want a refund! You tell ‘ em Jon The Media Critic!

But what of the small transvestite that joined him in this photo? Surely that is the story here?

Aaah, I concede to the sarcasm.

So how do you imagine it would have went down if he had a gun? Please, please, please explain. Would they have agreed to have a duel?

For example, koreawat, who seems to have gone nuclear here. Chill out, “buddy”.

Delicious!